I pretended that I couldn’t see to drive at night during my exam to be prescribed glasses that I don’t need. I love wearing my weak, little glasses and fooling the world. I get so turned on by the thought of being tested and getting caught, having my glasses snatched off of my face, and snapped in two at the bridge. Yes, test me with my weak little glasses on- right eye, then left eye, then both eyes. Now have me remove my beloved, weak little glasses and test me- right eye, then left eye, then both eyes. The results don’t make sense! Let’s retest without the glasses again- right eye, left eye, both eyes. Put my glasses on and retest- right eye, left eye, and then both eyes. The examiner has caught me, snatches my glasses, and snaps them in two at the bridge and disposes of them. Catch me if you can!